Simp Chat Jessica Nigri - Discussion Thread

[mike94719]

You mean something entirely dependent on the way the furniture moves mixed with both microphone quality and distance from the subjects?

Real quick, give this a watch
https://bunkr.cr/f/U0T5yK5uDETfr

This video has better sound quality and you still cant hear shit.

You hear them moving in that clip. You also hear actual sex noises, which are suspiciously absent from Jessica's audio. Great example.

You should actually have sex before talking like an expert on what it sounds like.

I love how you keep going back to the "you're all virgins and I have tons of sex" well, while simultaneously spending your night fighting for your life to convince yourself your fake jerk off material is real. Always my favorite.

 

[Dickiies]

Y'all looking into this way too hard, it's sad

It looks like a group of religious freaks (SHE DID IT FOR SURE!) and atheists (SHED NEVER DO THAT)

The bottom line is that we can argue endlessly about it and you'd never get the truth out of that discussion. The truth is that we'll never know whatever that is

Pointless debate. You either liked it or you didn't, that's the debate

 

[Storgolo97]

You hear them moving in that clip. You also hear actual sex noises, which are suspiciously absent from Jessica's audio. Great example.


I love how you keep going back to the "you're all virgins and I have tons of sex" well, while simultaneously spending your night fighting for your life to convince yourself your fake jerk off material is real. Always my favorite.

1) you can hear noises besides moaning in the jessica one, the sound quality is worse but theres audible shuffling

2) you seem to think im doing some weird middle school shit or something . im not insinuating that im some fuck king or whatever, im saying you keep talking about sex like someone who has never had sex. Like fundamentally it sounds like you dont know what you're talking about. The act of sex is not difficult unless you're fucking awful at it or theres a medical problem, not like courtship, i mean the physical act of it. I am telling you as a matter of fact that its just easier to fuck than it is to do a two person moan show pretending to fuck in a way convincing enough to sell for cash. The idea that doing the latter is easier or simpler or makes any sense in itself only makes sense if you dont have sex. I don't know how to really explain that if you dont fuck. Its like doing an audio performance of pretending to eat and try to actually make it sound like you're chewing food vs just eating a sandwich. Eating the sandwich is easier and it tastes good. Just fucking is easier and it feels good.

 

[mike94719]

1) you can hear noises besides moaning in the jessica one, the sound quality is worse but theres audible shuffling

2) you seem to think im doing some weird middle school shit or something . im not insinuating that im some fuck king or whatever, im saying you keep talking about sex like someone who has never had sex. Like fundamentally it sounds like you dont know what you're talking about. The act of sex is not difficult unless you're fucking awful at it or theres a medical problem, not like courtship, i mean the physical act of it. I am telling you as a matter of fact that its just easier to fuck than it is to do a two person moan show pretending to fuck in a way convincing enough to sell for cash. The idea that doing the latter is easier or simpler or makes any sense in itself only makes sense if you dont have sex.

I've had sex. I've sat in a chair. One is less effort than the other. Both require setting up a mic, hitting record, uploading, etc. The latter also means people haven't actually heard you have sex and paid for it, which is a win/win for someone who makes a living shoveling bullshit down simps throats. I'm sorry man, I know you're desperate, but this one just isn't working out. Try the "you don't have sex" thing 3 or 4 more times, I really think you can land it.

 

[Tooth313]

Whether or not it's real, it's kind of strange to me how sexual she has been lately. Not complaining, I just remember back when she used to be extremely uncomfortable when someone mentioned in a piece of fanmail how people jack off to her. Now she begs her fans to cum for her. I'm sure it has been a gradual change, but I don't really keep up with her so seeing this stuff looks like a total U-turn. Still no nudity though, but I can't imagine that is too far off.

 

[Storgolo97]

I've had sex. I've sat in a chair. One is less effort than the other. Both require setting up a mic, hitting record, uploading, etc. The latter also means people haven't actually heard you have sex and paid for it, which is a win/win for someone who makes a living shoveling bullshit down simps throats. I'm sorry man, I know you're desperate, but this one just isn't working out. Try the "you don't have sex" thing 3 or 4 more times, I really think you can land it.

In what way is faking audio with your non-performer partner easier than just having sex? You're still completely ignoring the guy who's also in that audio who isnt Nigri.

I dont get the "shovels bullshit down people's throats" thing either. She reposts a lot of shit i guess but she doesnt fake things like what you're saying. Did I miss something? Like it feels like you're describing Amouranth.

Okay hypothetical, right? You have the option of faking fuck noises with your partner, or just fucking your partner, why would you not just fuck your partner? And why would faking the noises somehow be better than the real ones if you're trying to pass it off as real anyway?

The fundamental thing i am failing to understand is what is the point exactly? Why go through that effort?

Again, its not like she's Amouranth (chris chan with tits) with some clearly chronicled fucked up schizo brain problem.