Simp Chat VTuber Bao | Baovtuber | hoejousama - Discussion Thread

[LucaBlight]

OOOOHHH MY GAWWWD, you're either the most obtuse and dense person ever or you're seriously autistic, Jesus Christ. First off, she's hypersexual, thus, if you're gonna be dating someone with a libido like her's, you're not a virgin. Second, she literally had a Fansly stream where she took the RIce Purity Test, and the BDSM test, and she talked about having past partners and what her favorite sexual positions are. It's literally in the content thread if you need actual confirmation. Also, since you've clearly never been around women in the real world, I'll enlighten you, if they're sexually active and you're friends with them, they make it very known and you can read it very easily. Bao, Cotton, Shylily, Melody, Ebiko, Vestoria, etc., when women have had experience in the past, or are sexually active, it's abundantly clear, b/c they can make sexual innuendos and comments like all of them do, b/c they know from personal experience. Thus, they can make jokes, bits, and innuendos from personal experience and just play it off as "Oh, so I've heard b/c I'm a pure maiden." Even within the VTuber sphere, there's a limit to where the bit doesn't land b/c anyone who's ever had sex before knows you're full of shit and just pushing what you know from porn/Hentai. I seriously cannot believe I have to explain this in a fucking porn forum, holy fucking shitballs

It's because a stunning number of people on a forum dedicated to stealing paid content, don't understand the name Simp City doesn't literally mean, come be a fucking simp.

Entire discussion threads full of mah lady, doth thy need me! Responses to a site dedicated to literal pirated sexual content. Can't make that shit up.

 

[JohnSilksong]

wait...I thought she was a virgin who still destroyed her holes for fun. have we been bamboozled?

 

[Anxnymxus]

so all birds are sinful, immoral freaks? I fkn knew it!

but yeah anyone who thinks bao is a virgin is coping. Whats it matter anyway? I just wanna hear more of her squealing as she cums

Exactly, couldn't care less about what's going on in her personal life, I just want to see more of her thighs. Some people get way too parasocial. The white knighting and acting like she's some untouched virgin, and people wanting her to be "pure" is just weird though, especially on THIS website of all places. Like if you're on here you already aren't "pure" yourself, expecting it from her is just hypocrisy and delusional.

 

[TheRazorMan]

I'll never quite get the value people put into purity, personally. Bao is Bao - and she is Bao if she fucked somebody or not. Based on her condition, its very unlikely for her to be a virgin, I will say.

But also, it really doesnt matter in any shape or form. Its not like it changes anything about her or her content.